Censored! Yay!

Jennifer says that we have been longing for angry responses. Finally! a dream come true. Today we received this, long overdue:

Notice from Apple:

Prohibited Explicit or Objectionable Content (Informational)
This book contains prohibited explicit or objectionable content, which cannot be accepted on iBooks. Prohibited explicit or objectionable content includes but is not limited to:

1. Depiction (photo or drawing) of a child in a sexual situation, even without contact.

2. Photographs of penetrative sex, oral/genital contact, or genitals.

3. Textual encouragement to commit a crime (e.g. books supporting, encouraging or defending rape, pedophilia, incest, or bestiality or books detailing how to commit a sexual crime).

4. Photographic content intended for the sole purpose of sexual arousal.

5. Excessively objectionable or crude content.

This was about The Philosophy of Extremism. We do not feel that the book contained anything but material that was, morally speaking, in ship shop shape.

I think it was number five got us 😀😎 
Anyway, we were accepted by Nook & Kobo.

Barnes & Noble

Now all three books by us are listed at Barnes & Noble. Here are the links. The first is by McLean, the others collaborative.

Poems for Jennifer

Anterior Suicide & Other Tragicomedies

The Philosophy of Extremism

These books all fall under the category of extremism while at the same time they tackle odd curiosities, such as fathers teaching incompetent sons to masturbate, the romantic powers of a couple of pairs of mommies’ crusty panties, a true love story. They range in scope from yeast infections to feces. They incorporate transcripts of authority figures out of control, deplorable spanking daddies and so forth, which we find terribly exciting.

Almost everything in this book is true. Read it & marvel at the mysteries of flug, as well as the traditional lint-swap ceremony at Swedish weddings.

These books will change & improve your life, unless you are already a pervert.



(I love you, Jennifer)

The Philosophy of Extremism

This gem of a book playfully explores extremism, a philosophy by which I, Chesler, have lived for most of my life. It explores literary extremism, gives examples, tells the truth about why prostitutes have no breast milk left come feeding time and other such conundrums. Also included are transcripts of real-life situations that McLean and Chesler find to be titillating examples of extremism. McLean shines as he describes philosophical extremism, spiritual extremism, Lyotard and Artaud. A must read for both simple and sophisticated minds. 

Published by Nickel Hole Press and on sale at this link.

extremism cover

Jennifer S. Chesler

I have, by dint of consuming large amounts of coffee, spent the better part of three days editing & ordering two novels as well as a 200 page collection of shorter pieces by my very talented fiancée Jennifer S. Chesler.

I seriously believe that nobody alive is writing anything even remotely comparable to her work. I am enormously proud that she considers me worthy of her affections.

I hope that these collections reach print form swiftly, & her works will be read for many years.